Alright boys, get that upper lip nice and clean and sign up for the Mustache for Kids! From 11/13 to 12/13 we wanna see our borough filled with the sexiest, thickest, longest mustaches you boys can muster to help the kids in our underfunded public school system. For those of you who’s always wanted a ‘stache, but don’t want to be pinned as some bandwagon rider – here’s the perfect excuse to get furry and let your hair down! Walk proudly around your neighborhood knowing you’re doing it “for the kids!”
—Vaduz Uvunt