Here’s an interesting Sunday Missed Connection that comes to us from that hotbed of lust, Anna Maria’s Pizza in Williamsburg:
we were at anna maria’s pizzeria when your douchey male friend littered my pizza slices with garlic powder. i think he was wasted. you made a comment about making out and i thanked you. if the offer still stands- wanna make out?
It is followed by this:
we were at anna maria’s pizzeria when your douchey male friend littered my pizza slices with garlic powder. i think he was wasted. you made a comment about making out and i thanked you. if the offer still stands- wanna make out?
sorry, i make out with that douchey male. if it’s any consolation, he feels really bad about it. we were both wasted and coming off a bowling high. apologies.
Okay.
